While we are on the subject...

Crochet Owl Hats. The Diarrhea of the Owl....

All of the Owl hats below were found CURRENTLY FOR SALE and listed as an owl hat in the title and description. Would you ever buy one of these?

How about hat #1- my guess is this was made for Marge Simpson?



#2 Did a bear mate with an owl?


#3 Im not even sure what to say about this other than DIARRHEA!


#4 & 5 another half bear half owl?




#6 Road Kill owl?



#7 hmmmmm?



#8 WTF OWL...


#9 Pinocchio Owl?



#10 inbreed owl...



#11 just plain BARF


#12 Im not sure this would even qualify as a creature from this planet?


#13 Just plain LAZY! If you are gonna crochet a HAT- DO NOT use the triple crochet stitch. This hat HAD the potential to be cute- but the maker is too lazy to make it right.



People. If you are going to make and sell items online. Here's a hint: Make cute, quality items that show you cared about making. If you are going to just shit out hats that look like diarrhea- prepare to be called out for it.

Whoo!!! Whoo!!!

There is a reason this poor lil guy is always saying Whoo Whoo! He can't see....his owner never gave him any eyes :*(

Ya down with OPP?



Yah you know me....

Birth Control

As if there aren't enough videos out there of child birth, someone felt the need to recreate it with yarn. Bravo.

I'm too sexxy for hygiene, so sexxy it hurts....you

Working having a "white trash" dress up day? Here ya go! All you need to supply is the drug habit, snaggle teeth, yummy stretch marks and splotchy legs and then your ensemble will be complete!

and don't forget to NOT shave your pits.

Brain scrubs not included, this image in your memory bank is non-refundable.

Camel Toe?

Is your camel giving you lots of shit lately? Shut him up with a crochet muzzle!

Maybe the whole herd is acting like jackasses and they all need em?

Penis anyone?

Who doesn't need a strap on penis made of yarn. Especially one with so much attention to detail.

Enjoy!