While we are on the subject...

Crochet Owl Hats. The Diarrhea of the Owl....

All of the Owl hats below were found CURRENTLY FOR SALE and listed as an owl hat in the title and description. Would you ever buy one of these?

How about hat #1- my guess is this was made for Marge Simpson?



#2 Did a bear mate with an owl?


#3 Im not even sure what to say about this other than DIARRHEA!


#4 & 5 another half bear half owl?




#6 Road Kill owl?



#7 hmmmmm?



#8 WTF OWL...


#9 Pinocchio Owl?



#10 inbreed owl...



#11 just plain BARF


#12 Im not sure this would even qualify as a creature from this planet?


#13 Just plain LAZY! If you are gonna crochet a HAT- DO NOT use the triple crochet stitch. This hat HAD the potential to be cute- but the maker is too lazy to make it right.



People. If you are going to make and sell items online. Here's a hint: Make cute, quality items that show you cared about making. If you are going to just shit out hats that look like diarrhea- prepare to be called out for it.

Whoo!!! Whoo!!!

There is a reason this poor lil guy is always saying Whoo Whoo! He can't see....his owner never gave him any eyes :*(

Ya down with OPP?



Yah you know me....

Birth Control

As if there aren't enough videos out there of child birth, someone felt the need to recreate it with yarn. Bravo.

I'm too sexxy for hygiene, so sexxy it hurts....you

Working having a "white trash" dress up day? Here ya go! All you need to supply is the drug habit, snaggle teeth, yummy stretch marks and splotchy legs and then your ensemble will be complete!

and don't forget to NOT shave your pits.

Brain scrubs not included, this image in your memory bank is non-refundable.

Camel Toe?

Is your camel giving you lots of shit lately? Shut him up with a crochet muzzle!

Maybe the whole herd is acting like jackasses and they all need em?

Penis anyone?

Who doesn't need a strap on penis made of yarn. Especially one with so much attention to detail.

Enjoy!

Sniff Sniff....HOORAY!

Someone FINALLY made just the thing that was missing from my life. My vagina turned into a tissue box! Who knew vaginas were so versatile!

I'm still waiting for my vagina purse!

Gobble Gobble!

Don't know what to wear for Thanksgiving dinner? Still pissed your cousin wore the same outfit as you did last year? Really wanna show her up this year? Well here you go. You can go with a giant turkey on your head! Guaranteed to be the only dumb ass on Thanksgiving!

Don't forget the braces or the glasses. They are must haves to complete this look.

MY cookie!!

Looks like cookie monster has competition for his cookie....it's really eyeballing it! Keep that eye in check Cookie Monster!

You have to have BALLS to wear it...

It doesn't matter how cute you think it MIGHT be.... there is no disputing that it looks like a giant wang hanging in your face....






So if you are gonna wear a weenie hat disguised as an elephant- just go all out and wear an elephant size wanker on your head!

TIMBER!

For that lumberjack in your life, who just can't seem to grow a beard of his own. That's right, you know who you are!

what is it?

Here we go! An amazing 'something' made from ....


100% genuine dust bunny yarn...

Drunkin Hooking

Don't let your friends drink and crochet. Really. Don't.

Whoo Whoo....WHAT?!?

Says it's an owl hat, but......it looks more like a muppet character on psychedelics to me! Here's a hint to whomever made this owl hat....owls have eyes, not gaping black holes!

Do the Whos from Whoville have diarrhea too?

Unless you happen to be a who and live in whoville... I strongly suggest you rethink your hat making skills.

WTF?!?!

I know people are all about baby chicks for easter, but this one is just....scary. This hat looks like it belongs in Vegas along with all the other Elvis impersonators, thank you very much.

The wicked monkey of the west

This is NOT a cute monkey hat. Im sorry, but if you cant crochet in a circle, don't even try! And surely, if you can't make a CUTE hat, don't try to sell it for $22.00

This is not a sock monkey hat. This is more like the scary flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz.